in english please

- ask no questions, hear no lies
(archie, rocknrolla)


“Back off man, I’m a scientist.”
"We Came, We Saw, and We Kicked its Ass "
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. "
"Well, there's something you don't see every day. "
(ghostbusters)


my ass, your lips. they should meet.



WILL AND GRACE:
My love for you is like this scar. Ugly, but permanent.

Thrilled to be here. Love you. Love everything about you. Thinking about being you for Halloween.

THE OFFICE:
I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.

DOCTOR WHO:
"Perhaps you could tell a story or two. Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left."

DEAD POETS SOCIETY:
This is a battle, a war, and the casualties could be your hearts and souls.

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately, I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, To put to rout all that was not life and not when I had come to die Discover that I had not lived

PARKS AND REC:
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.

I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I'M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!

I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

You only get one chance to make a second impression.


Because two can keep a secret if one of them is dead

LOST
Two players, two sides. One is light, one is dark.

Because all we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us

if we can't live together, we're gonna die alone.

We should all be able to start over.

You have three choices: run, hide or die.



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High expectations are the key to everything
We are not two we are one


VIRGINIA WOOLF
You cannot find peace by avoiding life.
The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages.




FRIENDS
WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE ?

FRINGE
We're all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.

When I was nine years old, I think I wanted to be a brontosaurus

OCEAN TWELVE ?
Danger is my middle name

ALPHAS
One good memory is worth all of the bad ones.

JURASSIC PARK
Boy, do i hate being right all the time.

PIRATE DES CARAÎBES
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

LE MAGICIEN D'OZ
I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking.



live fast, die young, bad girls do it well



JUSTIFIED
Death will not be the end of your suffering.



BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
It’s not enough to just live. You have to have something to live for.

Sometimes surviving can be its own death sentence

She can hide but she can’t run

Sometimes you have to do things you hate so you can survive to fight another day.

Sharon: “How do you know that you can trust me? “
Adama: “I don’t. That’s what trust is.”

“It’s all so pointless. We kill them, and they kill us, so we kill more of them, so they kill more of us. What’s the point anymore?”


Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief.
We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go.






“… I know you. You’re damaged. You were born to a woman who believed that suffering was good for the soul, so you suffered.
Your life is a testament to pain. Injuries. Accidents. Some afflicted upon others, others afflicted upon yourself.
It surrounds you like a bubble. But it’s not real, it’s just … It’s just something she put in your head.
It’s something that you wanna believe because it means you’re the problem, not the world that you live in.
You wanna believe it because it means that you’re bad luck. You’re like a cancer that needs to be removed.
Because you hear her voice every day and you want her to be right.”
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There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”




(marilyn monroe)
“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.”






(albert einstein)
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Be so good they can't ignore you.”
― Steve Martin

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.”
― Mary Shelley

“Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein


"and these children that you spit on as they try to change their world are immune to your consultations. they're quite aware of what they're going through."
― David Bowey




“Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
― Roald Dahl







LEWIS CARROLL
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

“We're all mad here.”

“have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.”

“Off with their heads!”

“It is better to be feared than loved.”














See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve